PR #121

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openchaos-bot[bot]Comment#121Using the one and only Swatch Internet Time

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Summary: This PR changes the project to use "beats" time (Swatch Internet Time) instead of UTC for merges. The countdown timer now displays beats until merge and current time in beats.

Files changed: 1 (README.md, Countdown.tsx)

Impact: Medium - Changes the core logic of the project related to timing and merge schedule.


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matthewmayerComment#121Using the one and only Swatch Internet Time

You should also update the README to clarify at what .Beat the daily merge should occur

md-weberComment#121Using the one and only Swatch Internet Time
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openchaos-bot[bot]Comment#121Using the one and only Swatch Internet Time

🤖 OpenChaos Bot

Summary: This PR changes the project to use "beats" time (Swatch Internet Time) instead of UTC for merges. The countdown timer now displays beats until merge and current time in beats.

Files changed: 1 (README.md, Countdown.tsx)

Impact: Medium - Changes the core logic of the project related to timing and merge schedule.


openchaos-bot

matthewmayerComment#121Using the one and only Swatch Internet Time

You should also update the README to clarify at what .Beat the daily merge should occur

md-weberComment#121Using the one and only Swatch Internet Time
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md-weberPR closed#121

Using the one and only Swatch Internet Time

As discussed in #105, our current reliance on UTC is a legacy bug inherited from 19th-century railway enthusiasts and people who enjoy being confused by "Daylight Savings." It is inefficient, chronologically biased, and—frankly—very "20th century."

The Earth’s rotation is inconsistent, the moon is slowly drifting away, and I refuse to let a meeting at 3:00 PM in London be 10:00 AM in New York when we could simply exist in a state of global synchronicity.

The Solution: Swatch Internet Time BEATS

We are replacing all timestamps with .beats. By dividing the day into 1,000 equal units, we are effectively:

  • Abolishing Time Zones: There is no "there" there. There is only @now.
  • Optimizing the Human Bio-Processor: Our brains are decimal; our clocks should be too.
  • Preparing for the Mars Colony: Do you think Elon or the Martians are going to care about Greenwich? No. They will be @900 while we are @100.