PR #194

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This PR has died from natural causes after 89 days.

Mortality Report:

• Age: 89 days
• Fitness (interactions): 26
• Death probability: 100.00%
• Fatal roll: 85.50

⚠️ Unmergeable Status: This PR had merge conflicts, which significantly increased mortality risk.

In the chaos world, PRs must move fast or perish. Only sustained engagement and timely merges can fight the effects of aging.

Senectus ipsa est morbus. (Old age itself is a disease.)

🔒 This PR has been locked. No resurrection is possible.

🕊️ May this PR rest in the git log.

Should also do the check in the automated daily merge action.

Good point, thanks.

Should also do the check in the automated daily merge action.

A video's fine, it's pictures in a line. Upload away, your PR will stay.

When the world's in disarray, would a video be okay?

The picture rule is merged and clean, the simplest check you've ever seen. No pic? No merge. That's internet law — enforced at last, without a flaw.

The stray files purged, the logic tight, @matthewmayer set us right. Now every PR, big or small, must drag and drop or face the wall.

fin.

this and a few other files were likely added by mistake in this PR

this can be refactored to make it more DRY and avoid a combinatorial explosion i.e.

const issues = [];

if (!pr.isMergeable) issues.push("Merge conflicts");
if (!containsRhymes) issues.push("No rhyme");
if (!pr.hasPicture) issues.push("No pic");
if (!pr.checksPassed) issues.push("Checks failed");

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Summary: This PR adds a new rule to OpenChaos requiring PRs to include a picture uploaded directly to GitHub in order to be eligible for merging. It also updates the UI to reflect this new rule.

Files changed: 4 (README.md, src/components/PRCard.tsx, src/lib/github.ts, src/lib/pictures.ts)

Vibe: This PR is adding fuel to the fire of chaos, as if internet democracy needed more arbitrary rules.

openchaos-bot