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Summary: This PR modifies the process of retrieving and displaying pull requests by adding a secondary sorting function and applying a FizzBuzz transformation to the PR titles based on their index.

Files changed: 3 (src/lib/github.ts, src/utils/dateTitleSort.ts, src/utils/fizzBuzzMap.ts)

Impact: Medium - Alters the presentation of PRs by introducing a secondary sorting criterion and modifying the titles, potentially impacting user experience and the discoverability of specific PRs.

openchaos-bot

Lol

This PR adds a bit of chaos and a touch of old school CS.

I created this to make sure the younger generations knows the importance of fizzbuzzing during work interviews, and to sort the list of PRs in a way that brings life to the otherwise static page.

Main features

Fancy titles

• if the PR's list index is a number divisible by three, the title should be "Fizz",
• if the PR's list index is a number divisible by five, the title should be "Buzz",
• if the PR's list index is a number divisible by both three and five, the title should be "FizzBuzz"

The title handling ignores the most upvoted PR, by skipping over the 0-index.

Up to date sorting

Dynamic real-time sorting of the PR list: now takes the current date and the title length in to account. If the title length is longer than the current date, we push it up the list. If lower, we push it down.

Work to be done

Fizzbuzz styling and fancy animations is considered future work to be done, and is not part of this PR.