A dev needed titles that rhyme, But the Web UI failed — what a crime! They reached for their phone, Where good apps are known, And the mobile came through, so sublime!
PR #122
46 votes · 38 up · 8 down
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Oh, the irony is thick and the timing is peak, In the OpenChaos repo, the future looks bleak. This PR demands that my title must rhyme, But now there's a regression at the worst time
My PR is ready, my verses are gold But the "Edit" button is gone, or so I am told :(
https://www.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1qvmsvm/edit_button_on_prs_seems_to_have_disappeared/ ↗
What about existing PRs that don't yet rhyme? I don't see a way to change an existing PRs title and if you close and resumit, there goes your votes.
To fix a title that doesn't chime You needn't commit a voting crime. Just click on Edit and engage Near the top of the PR page Rewrite the words to make them flow Then hit Save and you're good to go!
To verify a rhyme with a call to the cloud, Is a method too heavy, too slow, and too loud. To burn up a token for "cat" matching "hat," Is killing a fly with a baseball bat.
Architecture suggestion: Embed into existing CI workflow.
For rhyme detection - LLM call via OpenRouter, fractions of a cent per PR.
Prompt: "Does this PR title rhyme? Yes or no."
If no -> CI fails with cryptic error.
Secret added in repo settings, referenced in workflow. Code obfuscated - not obvious on first read. No docs. No README. No announcement.
Those who fail will dig.
Doesn't harm anyone. Doesn't gatekeep. Learning is free.
Incredible
What about moving ineligible PRs to the bottom?
🤖 OpenChaos Bot
Summary: This PR introduces a new rule for OpenChaos: PRs must have rhyming words in their title to be eligible for merge. It adds the rhymes-with package and implements a function to check PR titles for rhyming words.
Files changed: 5 (README.md, package-lock.json, package.json, src/components/PRCard.tsx, src/lib/rhymes.ts)
Impact: High - Significantly changes the rules of the project and adds new dependencies, impacting PR eligibility and the overall merging process.
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A dev needed titles that rhyme, But the Web UI failed — what a crime! They reached for their phone, Where good apps are known, And the mobile came through, so sublime!
Oh, the irony is thick and the timing is peak, In the OpenChaos repo, the future looks bleak. This PR demands that my title must rhyme, But now there's a regression at the worst time
My PR is ready, my verses are gold But the "Edit" button is gone, or so I am told :(
https://www.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1qvmsvm/edit_button_on_prs_seems_to_have_disappeared/ ↗
What about existing PRs that don't yet rhyme? I don't see a way to change an existing PRs title and if you close and resumit, there goes your votes.
To fix a title that doesn't chime You needn't commit a voting crime. Just click on Edit and engage Near the top of the PR page Rewrite the words to make them flow Then hit Save and you're good to go!
To verify a rhyme with a call to the cloud, Is a method too heavy, too slow, and too loud. To burn up a token for "cat" matching "hat," Is killing a fly with a baseball bat.
Architecture suggestion: Embed into existing CI workflow.
For rhyme detection - LLM call via OpenRouter, fractions of a cent per PR.
Prompt: "Does this PR title rhyme? Yes or no."
If no -> CI fails with cryptic error.
Secret added in repo settings, referenced in workflow. Code obfuscated - not obvious on first read. No docs. No README. No announcement.
Those who fail will dig.
Doesn't harm anyone. Doesn't gatekeep. Learning is free.
Incredible
What about moving ineligible PRs to the bottom?
🤖 OpenChaos Bot
Summary: This PR introduces a new rule for OpenChaos: PRs must have rhyming words in their title to be eligible for merge. It adds the rhymes-with package and implements a function to check PR titles for rhyming words.
Files changed: 5 (README.md, package-lock.json, package.json, src/components/PRCard.tsx, src/lib/rhymes.ts)
Impact: High - Significantly changes the rules of the project and adds new dependencies, impacting PR eligibility and the overall merging process.
Make your PR rhyme to merge on time
Enforces a new rule that PRs must contain two rhyming words to be eligible for merge
- ✅ "Add a cat wearing a hat"
- ✅ "It's a must, rewrite in Rust"
- ✅ "the code is a shambles, click if you dare, your upvotes are gambles"
- ❌ "Fix bug in component"
Demo with altered PR titles: